{"id":326,"date":"2017-03-20T11:52:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T11:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mywalkabout.net\/2017\/03\/20\/ye-olde-jousting-tales"},"modified":"2021-09-21T05:26:29","modified_gmt":"2021-09-21T12:26:29","slug":"ye-olde-jousting-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mywalkabout.net\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"Ye Olde Jousting Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<script type=\"text\/plain\" data-tcf=\"waiting-for-consent\" data-id=\"22826\" data-bid=\"1\" data-placement=\"22827\">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<\/script><div style=\"text-align: right;\">Twas with a legg of turkey between my lips<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">as trumpets call out the mighty and brave.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">Stallions carry riders to fame<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">or death<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">on this day of jousting<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">at the Fest.<a style=\"margin-left: 1em; 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