Do these scenario’s bother you?

So last Friday at the airport I’m sitting at the computer terminal working while my plane takes it’s sweet ole time getting to me, and I notice the following :

An older gentleman, wearing a baseball hat, floral print tie, levi’s, and sneakers, reading what appears to be a magazine for business professionals. Not giving it much of an initial glance, i go back to working, but out of the corner of my eye i keep seeing him looking furtively from one side to the other. Is he looking for someone, or wondering if someone is looking for him?…

That’s when i notice that he has another magazine inside the magazine that i can see, and it is the newest Playboy issue…

After that, i get on the plane (window seat), and a pilot hitching a ride sits in my row in the aisle seat. Plane wasn’t too crowded, so no one was between us. This guy had his uniform on, but was also very twitchy, and wouldn’t acknowledge me at all. As we take off, i see him take out a little silver vial, dump “something” onto the space on your hand between your thumb and forefinger, then place his hand up to his nose and sniff…

Does either of those bother you? if so, why?

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